MBBS:
Master in Bomb Blasting strategies
CA:
Career in Alqaeda
MSc:
Master Sucide Course
IT:
Institute of Terrorism
MBA:
Member of Blasting Agency
IIT:
Islamic Institute of Terrorism
JEE:
Jehadic Entrance Exam
IIM:
Institute of Infiltration Management
CAT:
Career in Alqueda & Taliban
IAS:
Iraq After Saddam
MTech:
Master in Terror Technology
GATE:
General Aptitude in Terror & Extremism
IFS:
Institute of Firearms and Shooting
CBSE:
CrossBorder Shooting and Extremism
WIFE:
WONDERFUL INSTRUMENT FOR EXPLORING
SON:
SOLUTION FOR NOTHING
B.A. :
Bachelor again
M.A. :
Married again
AOL:
American Old Ladies
ARMY:
Aren’t Really Men Yet
ASAP:
As Slow As Possible
BBC :
Bloody Broadcasting Company
USA:
Un-Satisfied Aunty
INFOSYS:
Inferior Offline Systems
WIPRO:
Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output
HCL :
Hidden Costs & Losses
TCS :
Totally Confusing Solutions
IBM :
Implicitly Boring Machines
SATYAM :
Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly
AT&T :
All Troubles & Terrible
BPL :
Below Poverty Line
NIIT :
Not Interested in IT
MATHS :
Mentally Admited Teachers Harassing Students